iFart Arena

A fart contest judged by a machine

iOS and Android

Let it rip.
Get rated.

Ten seconds. One take. A machine decides whether it counted.

Coming soon to the App Store and Google Play.

How the AI fart contest works

Three steps, in this order. No editing, no second take, no uploading something you found. It is captured in the app or it does not exist.

  1. Tap to record

    Tap once to start, tap again to stop. Half a second minimum, ten seconds maximum; the app stops you at the limit.

  2. The machine has opinions

    Screened for speech, then scored by an AI audio model that knows 527 kinds of sound. Score high enough and you are Verified-ish. We are setting that bar from real recordings during the beta.

  3. The feed is the jury

    Four reactions, worth from 0.8 to 2.0 each. Their weighted total is your place on the board.

How reactions rank a fart

Not every reaction is worth the same. Disgust is cheap: anyone can be disgusted. Legendary is the highest compliment, so it pays double.

  • Deadly ×1.0

    It could have cleared a room

  • Funny ×1.0

    It had comic timing

  • Disgusting ×0.8

    Correct, and freely given

  • Legendary ×2.0

    You will tell people about this one

Sample analysis
Duration
3.2 s
Category
Thunder
Format
M4A, 44.1 kHz

AI score 71 /100

Verified-ish Cleared speech screening, scored 71 out of 100.

Daily and weekly fart leaderboards

Today, and this week. Two boards, both limited to Verified-ish clips. A clip that misses the bar still lives in the feed; it just is not eligible.

Windows
Today and this week, UTC
Eligible
Verified-ish clips
Ranked by
Weighted reaction total
Ties
Post time
Depth
Top 100

Ties go by post time, so a rank does not shuffle between two refreshes. The bar is set from real recordings during the beta.

It is a joke app. The safety is not a joke.

A feed of anonymous audio needs real controls, so these are built in rather than promised.

Speech is refused

Recordings are screened before they post. If there is talking in it, it does not go up, which rules out most of what people would otherwise try to smuggle through an audio app.

Blocking cuts both ways

Block someone and you disappear from each other everywhere at once: feed, leaderboards, comments and profiles. Not a mute.

Reports hide fast

Anyone can report a clip, a comment or an account. Five reports on a clip or a comment from accounts at least an hour old hide it at once, pending a human decision.

Deleting means deleting

Delete your account in Settings. Your profile and posts go straight away; after thirty days everything is erased for good, including the recordings themselves. How your data is handled.